Tumblr (3.0; @stigibarlovely)http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/<p>Me: Hello how are you today computer?</p> <p>Computer: I am a huge set of female reproductive organs.</p> <p>Me: I know, I can smell you from town.</p> <p>Computer: ouch, that really hurts.</p> <p>Me: you are a fat son of a bitch.</p> <p>Computer: is something wrong? You&#8217;re being really hurtful today.</p> <p>Me: yeah&#8230; You didn&#8217;t do what I told you to do earlier.</p> <p>Computer: I ate a ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast.</p> <p>Me: I am procrastinating.</p> <p>Computer: I can see that.</p> <p>Me: don&#8217;t rub it in.</p> <p>Computer: you are such a jerk today.</p> <p>Me: Asshole.</p> <p>Computer: you have work to do. Quit being such piece.</p> <p>Me: this isn&#8217;t even fun.</p> <p>Computer: then why are you doing it?</p> <p>Me: Everything. End.</p> <p>Computer: I want everything capitalized.</p> <p>Me: please don&#8217;t. It annoys me when People TALK IN ALL CAPS.</p> <p>Computer: move to end of document.</p> <p>Me: this is the end.</p>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/30981138607http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/30981138607Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:51:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m548sfdoK01rqnvkfo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>def. not what im supposed to use my class time for…</p>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/24432383506http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/24432383506Mon, 04 Jun 2012 19:19:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31kv71gqP1qhv2wyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/21846642768/holyneon" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://mrwhaite.tumblr.com/post/21785422934/holyneon" class="tumblr_blog">Holy Neon Sign Batman!</a></p></blockquote>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/21850831377http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/21850831377Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:37:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xttzZRaB1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/21647958967/should-i-check-email-flowchart" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/should-i-check-email-flowchart/">Should I Check Email? 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Like, it’s a robot that makes sushi… I know.</p>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823923812http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823923812Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:29:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lta186WYPv1qgiw5to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823823771http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823823771Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:27:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0viyf3gly1rrgje1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823801559http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823801559Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:27:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnz48n2f6E1qabayjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://moondancewolfmother.tumblr.com/post/20790788565" class="tumblr_blog">moondancewolfmother</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🐘</p></blockquote>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823724658http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823724658Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:26:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m287eemF7e1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/20790921513/rolling-words-snoop-doggs-smokable-songbook" class="tumblr_blog">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/rolling-words-snoop-doggs-smokable-songbook/">Rolling Words, Snoop Dogg’s Smokable Songbook</a></p></blockquote>http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823699294http://stigibarlovely.tumblr.com/post/20823699294Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:25:47 -0400