Me: Hello how are you today computer?
Computer: I am a huge set of female reproductive organs.
Me: I know, I can smell you from town.
Computer: ouch, that really hurts.
Me: you are a fat son of a bitch.
Computer: is something wrong? You’re being really hurtful today.
Me: yeah… You didn’t do what I told you to do earlier.
Computer: I ate a ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast.
Me: I am procrastinating.
Computer: I can see that.
Me: don’t rub it in.
Computer: you are such a jerk today.
Computer: you have work to do. Quit being such piece.
Me: this isn’t even fun.
Computer: then why are you doing it?
Me: Everything. End.
Computer: I want everything capitalized.
Me: please don’t. It annoys me when People TALK IN ALL CAPS.
Computer: move to end of document.
Me: this is the end.